ONLY @TheOnion UNDERSTANDS MY LIFE RT "Girlfriend Probably Reading Some Book Called ‘The Midwife’s Promise’"http://onion.com/1C0drBa
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@AmyScarlata@TheOnion@Lourdes_Avila but like seriously this is my life - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: Report: Girlfriend Probably Reading Some Book Called ‘The Midwife’s Promise’ http://onion.com/1C0drBa pic.twitter.com/ErofBue49V”
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@TheOnion I would prob say, shes reading "100 ways to blow off a guy (or blow a guy) but were afraid to ask"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@judgematty@TheOnion Theres only one thing I can think of when I think Of Jody Arias, Conjigal visit sex!
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