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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2015

    [American Voices] Obama Absent At Paris Anti-Terrorism Rally http://onion.com/1C08rfL  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/Qd1PwsXh0S

    1:52 PM - 12 Jan 2015
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      1. Diane Woodard‏ @woodard_dw 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion in case you haven't noticed, obama is absent most Iof the time

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      1. Chimes again‏ @u3akfd7f 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Good call.

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      1. John‏ @Temporary3170 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion if he shows up he gets blamed - of he does not show up he gets blamed.

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      1. John Meharg‏ @JohnDMeharg 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Obama absent President.

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      1. Tom Cobb‏ @Countrylawyer99 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Pres would create a security nightmare in Paris, a place that has poor domestic intelligence and security. For a "rally"?!

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      1. J Saxton‏ @johnlsaxton 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion It's high time your "American Voices" added diversity to the stock photos. Where are the cartoon characters? Where are the robots?

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      1. NotJust AnotherSlave‏ @TheQuattroman 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Security wasn't to his liking maybe?

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      1. Jukebox Romeo‏ @FrayedBlueJeans 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion had he gone, the faux outrage would've preferred him to be home creating jobs vs. attending some silly rally in socialist Europe

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      1. carolerae‏ @carolerae 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Secret Service told the President He Couldn't Go, Grounded I Guess

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      1. Mr. $egines‏ @perrices 12 Jan 2015
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        Why @BarackObama ? RT @TheOnion [American Voices] Obama Absent At Paris Anti-Terrorism Rally http://onion.com/1C08rfL  #WhatDoYouThink?

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      1. gerardnicolaas‏ @gerardnicolaas 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Decent.

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      1. Duke Denton‏ @DukeDenton 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I think to many Mirrors would have been there.

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      1. Greg Conlin‏ @GregConlin 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Not surprised. Obama sometimes weak on foreign policy. #WhatDoYouThink

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      1. Ed Hines‏ @edhined 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion the last time I attended am "antiterrorism rally", I brought along a few hundred Marines.

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      1. Martinstein’s Monster‏ @_SmartUK 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Yes, I think he was too.

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      2. Diane Woodard‏ @woodard_dw 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I doubt anyone there missed him but Americans do miss having an Americans president!

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      3. justin bowen‏ @jubowz 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @woodard_dw

        @woodard_dw Obama is an American but I doubt the secret service really wanted him there anyways

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      4. Diane Woodard‏ @woodard_dw 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @jubowz

        @jubowz I have serious doubts s bout obama being American! Chicago is famous for forgeries!

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      5. justin bowen‏ @jubowz 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @woodard_dw

        @woodard_dw fine you can believe all the bull crap you want and I'll be in the grown up world

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