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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2015

    In Focus: Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen If He Ever Stops Running For President http://onion.com/1Bc4dnp pic.twitter.com/RmKNQ4PG53

    10:05 AM - 12 Jan 2015
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    36 replies 987 retweets 1,246 likes
      1. Thomas Levenson‏ @TomLevenson 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @billmon1 This is a test 2 destruction experiment: how many microwaved chicken kievs can one man eat before death is a kindness?

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      1. Drop Thrill  🎢 Wes Connell‏ @TheWestate 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Visions of Hillary dancing in his head.

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      1.  👻 extra spooky homo  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ChristaVoirol 12 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: ...Mitt Romney Terrified... If He Ever Stops Running For President http://onion.com/1Bc4dnp  pic.twitter.com/2XembBTLOZ” @iisypooo

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      1. Cory‏ @CoryRay34 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @MadMike_Houston

        @MadMike_Houston @TheOnion best news source hands down. Sad thing is I don't think it's very far from the truth,

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      1. David Abare‏ @AbareDavey 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion He will be forced to sit and think about the complete absurdity of his Faith

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      1. Darryl Davies‏ @zay2444 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion 10 years of tax returns!

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      1. dan camp‏ @tory7007 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion open up a Papa John's with Payton Manning

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      1. Melanie S‏ @b52junebug 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is it just me or is he looking more and more like Leslie Neilson http://images.essentialbaby.com.au/2010/11/29/2070107/leslie_nielsen_420-420x0.jpg …

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      1. Jev R Us‏ @Jefrus 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion leslie nielsen should play Mitt Romney in a movie, would be perfect casting

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      1. manic mad chef‏ @Sagelobu 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion MF-er will have to get a job.

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      2. little latke‏ @littlelatke 13 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @truhanblack HANNAH

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      3. hannah cumming‏ @hannahmayfilm 13 Jan 2015
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        @littlebitofzoe @TheOnion OMGMIGD

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      1. John Eaton‏ @jeaton242 14 Jan 2015
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      1. New Poll in Town‏ @NewPoll_inTown 13 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Heres the guy who's gonna send Mitt Romney back to the mission for good, pass it on:) http://youtu.be/73yVmDOiP9U 

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      1. Donald J OranguTrump‏ @DJOranguTrump 13 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @NoThoughtsHere Same as @realDonaldTrump He is only thinking of us...

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