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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2015

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    8:39 AM - 12 Jan 2015
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      2. Nate Wolfley‏ @NateWolfley 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh oh @KiraOConnor “@TheOnion: Mandatory Unisex Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ  pic.twitter.com/MqM1Id5DiN”

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      3.  🌺Kira Wong O’Connor 🌺‏ @KiraOConnor 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @NateWolfley

        @NateWolfley @TheOnion How will I be judgemental then?! Argh!

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      4. End of conversation
      1. Tatiana‏ @tatiiana 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Mandatory Unisex Golden Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ  pic.twitter.com/wKSD4j5OHT” 😂

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      1. Alexandra Edwards‏ @AlexEdwards63 12 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Mandatory Unisex Golden Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ  pic.twitter.com/Q4NgNNAzP6” yes

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      1. Andrew Kruizenga‏ @AndrewKruizenga 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @satansafadi

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I literally just felt Kim Jong-Un get an erection.

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      1. MIKE‏ @SsschoolboyU 12 Jan 2015
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        LOL “@TheOnion: In Focus: Mandatory Unisex Golden Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ  pic.twitter.com/KqvrtAnwuG”

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      1. Raymond‏ @ThisRayDoyle 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion that's the best Lena Dunham ever looked.

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      1. Cristina Bordas‏ @CrisBordas 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @marina_espasa Que bo hahaha

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      1. Larry Muehrer‏ @larrym32 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion dumb

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      1. GHOSTCHlLD‏ @GHOSTCHlLD 18 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I... I think that actually would be a neat idea....

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      1. Marla Simone‏ @MarlaSimone 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @MichaelLannan Not a bad idea.

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      1. Grumble Man‏ @Mithvicious 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Lawrence is a weirdo

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      1. Grumble Man‏ @Mithvicious 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion retards

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      1. Edward R Cunningham‏ @Bechsblst 12 Jan 2015
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        WoodyAllenesque @TheOnion @MichelleDBeadle @Bechsblst

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      1. Delkon‏ @delkon 12 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion if only this article was true...

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      2. Jessica Morrison‏Verified account @ihearttheroad 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @DrRubidium Where can I get one of these? Would make getting dressed so much simpler.

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      3. Raychelle Burks‏Verified account @DrRubidium 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ihearttheroad

        .@ihearttheroad @TheOnion http://www.awawork.com/cc18gy.html?utm_source=googlepepla&utm_medium=adwords&id=76709714217&gclid=CjwKEAiA_s2lBRCe1YPXxtSe-DcSJACCIh3LZrpgUYGLgEuAQ9Z4gkb-T87cvZmN0upJd6mNZmFyJBoCxqXw_wcB … front zippered sections are perfect for phone & chapstick :D

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      4. Jessica Morrison‏Verified account @ihearttheroad 12 Jan 2015
        Replying to @DrRubidium

        @DrRubidium @TheOnion Only $51 and in multiple colors? Yessss.

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