Uh oh @KiraOConnor “@TheOnion: Mandatory Unisex Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ pic.twitter.com/MqM1Id5DiN”
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Uh oh @KiraOConnor “@TheOnion: Mandatory Unisex Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ pic.twitter.com/MqM1Id5DiN”
@NateWolfley @TheOnion How will I be judgemental then?! Argh!
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Mandatory Unisex Golden Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ pic.twitter.com/wKSD4j5OHT” 
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Mandatory Unisex Golden Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ pic.twitter.com/Q4NgNNAzP6” yes
@TheOnion I literally just felt Kim Jong-Un get an erection.
LOL “@TheOnion: In Focus: Mandatory Unisex Golden Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work http://onion.com/1BbMBYZ pic.twitter.com/KqvrtAnwuG”
@TheOnion that's the best Lena Dunham ever looked.
@TheOnion @marina_espasa Que bo hahaha
@TheOnion I... I think that actually would be a neat idea....
@TheOnion @MichaelLannan Not a bad idea.
@TheOnion Lawrence is a weirdo
@TheOnion retards
WoodyAllenesque @TheOnion @MichelleDBeadle @Bechsblst
@TheOnion if only this article was true...
@TheOnion @DrRubidium Where can I get one of these? Would make getting dressed so much simpler.
.@ihearttheroad @TheOnion http://www.awawork.com/cc18gy.html?utm_source=googlepepla&utm_medium=adwords&id=76709714217&gclid=CjwKEAiA_s2lBRCe1YPXxtSe-DcSJACCIh3LZrpgUYGLgEuAQ9Z4gkb-T87cvZmN0upJd6mNZmFyJBoCxqXw_wcB … front zippered sections are perfect for phone & chapstick :D
@DrRubidium @TheOnion Only $51 and in multiple colors? Yessss.
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