@TheOnion He prefers to call them 'Glory Holes'.
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@TheOnion Funniest part is the thought of President Obama actually trying to throw a punch!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh please. You've seen the pics of him throwing out the first pitch, yes? Punch through a wall? Pfft.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You could also say it’s a way to create jobs for art majorsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what about the shit and urine stains on the oval office carpet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@joethepatriotic Premature eviction party...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Does he ever use the Oval Office or is a golf course his true office?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion does That Man Have A Temper?? Should WE Be Trusting Him To "Run Our Country?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: White House Running Out Of Paintings To Cover Spots Where Obama Has Punched Through Wallhttp://onion.com/1xUvGJ0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion your tweet takes center stage on http://rbl.ms/1mQrPZ2Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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