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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jan 2015

    This Week Last Year: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week http://onion.com/1BUOzux pic.twitter.com/XpUwOnB0In

    7:30 AM - 11 Jan 2015
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      1. Brad Keselowski‏Verified account @keselowski 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion maybe the smartest piece I've read yet.

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      1. DLo‏ @real_diculous 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I've got a better article "Brainwashed Onion writers await their turn after Paris" hahaha now that's a funny one, eh guys?? Aholes

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      1. Who cares?‏ @wwshouston 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion good followup: local brainwashed consistently vote against programs for the poor and start a charity to help feed the poor.

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      1. steve rawls‏ @steverawls84 11 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week http://onion.com/1BUOzux " love the onion

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      1. Sean McLaughlin  📈‏ @chicagosean 11 Jan 2015
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        Drew Bledsoe Buffalo Bills jersey ftw... “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots... pic.twitter.com/WZCtTYEwrc”

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      1. zs‏ @Gonzeux 11 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion It's funny because you're lampooning charity and homelessness in one fell swoop.

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      1. A ghost, but the sheet is a Pride flag‏ @BaxVelocity 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tibbawgnik

        @kingwabbit @TheOnionhttp://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/02/muslim-groups-food-banks-tackle-poverty …

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      2. Phil B‏ @philbony 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion They're probably also conservative.Too stupid to recognize they destroy incentive for homeless to get jobs and feed themselves.

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      3. Somite of the Devil’s Backbone‏ @toxicpath 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @philbony

        @philbony wow. It burns. @primatemachine @TheOnion

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      4. Phil B‏ @philbony 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @toxicpath

        @toxicpath @primatemachine @TheOnion They're probably even praying for us.

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      5. Somite of the Devil’s Backbone‏ @toxicpath 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @philbony

        @philbony you know the Onion is satire right? Also, helping people doesn't make them lazy. @primatemachine @TheOnion

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      6. Phil B‏ @philbony 11 Jan 2015
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        @toxicpath You don't recognize satire unless it's labeled as such, do you? @primatemachine @TheOnion

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      1. Jerry Lundegaard‏ @ThatsMyDealWade 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion DREW BLEDSOE!!

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      1. Clint Nurnberg‏ @fcsclint 11 Jan 2015
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        I'm brainwashed! "@TheOnion: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Poor Every Week http://onion.com/1BUOzux  pic.twitter.com/U9WIHRWxuK"

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      1. Hordge Knudsen‏ @hordge_knudsen 11 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion This is just encouraging the poor to stay that way.

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      1. J. Thad Hañkins‏ @J_Thad_Hankins 11 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion While I find this distasteful, I support your right to say things like this and I don't want to kill you. #CharlieHebdo

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      1. Who cares?‏ @wwshouston 11 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion feeling a bit conflicted about that one. Mission accomplished, Onion!

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