“@TheOnion: "The other day he was stuck in traffic and had to just sit there. Can you imagine?" http://onion.com/1xVMpdN ” This was me today.
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@TheOnion: "The other day he was stuck in traffic and had to just sit there. Can you imagine?" http://onion.com/1xVMpdN ” This is my life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All those other...people...just annoy me so much.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that'll be the day!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Area Man is like the world's worst super hero.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love you guys, you always make me laugh out loudThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel your pain bro. - End of conversation
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