“@TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/G9FLfLRO23” this is almost every single person I know.
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“@TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/G9FLfLRO23” this is almost every single person I know.
@TheOnion Did he accidentally open that file in Adobe Bridge?
@grathanial “It’s hard to understand, but for some reason things don’t go Doug’s way 100 percent of the time. It’s just so tragic" lololol
@TheOnion @marklhammond headline sufficient all by itself
Aw geez tough break guy. RT“@TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/8bchZJTIQ7”
I finally got mentioned in an Onion article! “@TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/7HHINxlWUG”
“@TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/6QJ5uDoGpp” this sounds a lot like my step sister!
@TheOnion This guy needs to get on Facebook and tell his story to everyone!
@TheOnion I always feel sorry for Area Man.
“@TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/55srEncx6R” Sometimes this happens to me! 
Haha! @TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/Oc4L4XFIZD
“@TheOnion: Area Man Only One With Problems http://onion.com/1xVKeqC pic.twitter.com/i4dQf4KQvk” hey, I know *that* guy
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