@TheOnion You know she celebrated with a gin and tonic too. Cheers, Linda!
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@TheOnion. Lucky BitchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@productofhands Our Mother. "@TheOnion: Woman Fulfills Manifest Destiny Of Hardwood Floor Throughout Home http://onion.com/1xVuZOm "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Go Oak young man.... laminate or bust.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Scary thing is that's true in many cases.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now she's hoping her boyfriend gives her his hard wood on her hard wood throughout her home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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