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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Jan 2015

    "I understand the likelihood of recovery in child abduction cases—I’m not an idiot.” http://onion.com/1zS1cV4 pic.twitter.com/rk5XGLCcmB

    6:45 PM - 6 Jan 2015
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    56 replies 40 retweets 89 likes
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      2. Kat Dennings‏Verified account @OfficialKat 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This isn't even a little funny

        18 replies 11 retweets 130 likes
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      1. Mo & Jinks‏ @MoandJinks 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion not really funny

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Cassie P‏ @AngryAmygdala 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Whoa... Too far, Onion.

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      1. Heidi B‏ @me_heidi 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion this is not funny, it's really terrible in fact, with so many things to poke fun at you chose this, lost a follower

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      1. biggie smols‏ @sevenswns 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion :/ not cool

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      1. Mark Fitzloff‏ @markfitzloff 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion when you get tons of shit for this one resist the inclination to say the critics didn't get the joke. Just admit the joke sucked.

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      1. Claire‏ @claireintexas 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion bad and wrong. There aren't enough genuinely funny things going in in the world that you could have written about?

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      1. Chris Lacroix‏ @Lacroix1Chris 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion You should really take this down. It's disgusting.

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      1. Bret AF‏ @bretfarley 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is not even a little bit funny.

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      1. Lia Picard  🍩 ☕️‏ @LiaPicard 6 Jan 2015
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        Sad not funny :( RT @TheOnion: "I understand the likelihood of recovery in child abduction cases—I’m not an idiot.” http://onion.com/1zS1cV4 

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      1. Sean Maggotoni‏ @SeANMcBAY 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion This is lame. Did all the good writers move to ClickHole?

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      1. @JPPete14‏ @JPPete14 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion This is stupid in a not-funny way.

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      1. Solar Lab™‏ @DJsolarlab 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Not really sure this is comedy. Even The Onion can only be funny 99.9999999999% of the time.

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      1. Wayne D. Michael‏ @wdmyl 7 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I agree with others, this joke is not funny. Keep trying.

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      1. Thomas Brailey‏ @Tbizzle1981 7 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion how did anyone thing that would be a good, funny story. What's going on at the Onion?

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      1. shane smith‏ @CrushHive 7 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I didn't like this one

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      1. Jordan Weiss‏ @TheWeissman 7 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion epic stupid moment

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