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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Jan 2015

    Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Towerhttp://onion.com/1zS1afE 

    5:30 PM - 6 Jan 2015
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    33 replies 141 retweets 190 likes
      1. Joshua Lock‏ @lockjoshua 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Anyone who is offended by this is still clueless and knows nothing about what actually happened on 9/11. Kudos to @TheOnion

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      1. Johann‏ @AGongoozlerjon 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I love it when people get butthurt at the Onions controversial pieces.

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      1. Joshua Lock‏ @lockjoshua 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What happened to building 7? http://bit.ly/OBLsmash 

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      2. Mack Jackleroy‏ @jackMmeon 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @NotNickClary @Alex_Kandy much disappoint

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      3. Math‏ @NotNickClary 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @jackMmeon

        @jackMmeon @TheOnion @Alex_Kandy it wasn't the government just Alex

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Tony Tony Chopper‏ @ChopperStrawHat 7 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "It's too soon" It's been 13 fucking years. Shut up and learn how to gain a sense of humour.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 7 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I am here with my popcorn ready to be entertained by the comments. Carry on.

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      1. Frank Gonzalez‏ @fgofmiami 7 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Idk about this.... “@TheOnion: Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Tower http://onion.com/1zS1afE ”

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      1. John Ross‏ @johnrmc 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Building 7 is all one needs to know that it was an inside job. Helloooooo But it was necessary to stop Saddam...indirectly.

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      1. Peter Kitch‏ @PeterKitch 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion oh no!!! Please don't discuss!!! lol

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      1. Dan Ryan‏ @danielhryan1 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Shiuli Ganguly‏ @ShiuliGanguly 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion CRINGE! Still too soon!

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      1. 罗秉德‏ @PeterLoftus44 6 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Tower http://onion.com/1zS1afE ” @the_rubot

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      2. Sam Myers‏ @samzydeco 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Not cool; not funny

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      3. Tony Tony Chopper‏ @ChopperStrawHat 7 Jan 2015
        Replying to @samzydeco

        @samzydeco @TheOnion Oh grow a pair.

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      4. Sam Myers‏ @samzydeco 7 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ChopperStrawHat

        @ChopperStrawHat @TheOnion - Obviously you knew none that perished at the hand of Radical Islam on 9-11, nor today.

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      5. Tony Tony Chopper‏ @ChopperStrawHat 7 Jan 2015
        Replying to @samzydeco

        @samzydeco @TheOnion I was alive when it happened...

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      1. Totalblamblam 🎀‏ @Totalblamblamm 6 Jan 2015
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        Still too soon. @TheOnion

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