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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Jan 2015

    [American Voices] Report: Congress More Religious Than General Public #WhatDoYouThink? http://onion.com/14sR6BT pic.twitter.com/NnSK5FRaXK

    1:57 PM - 6 Jan 2015
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      1. matbo2‏ @matbo2 6 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The Republican Tea party Congress, talk the talk, but can't walk the Walk there's no Religion in hate, Religion teaches LOVE.

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      1. javas mccall‏ @JavasMccall 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion the all are bad because it's all about the money

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      1. mike reese‏ @mereeseman 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion well people who follow satan are pretty dedicated I mean they sign contracts with the guy.

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      1. Acts‏ @KegParty5 6 Jan 2015
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        thats scary. Must be Dark religion @TheOnion

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      1. Chris‏ @jointrepair 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion lots of naive voters at church

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      1. wondereye‏ @mind4ub 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Mormania has taken over our government.

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      1. Malum Scientificus‏ @thorfinn911 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion That explains the utter lack of intelligence on Capitol Hill.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Like anyone could tell. Maybe we could get them to make a vow of poverty and donate their salaries to charity.

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      1. patty gergel‏ @pattygergel 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @mterry337 That's a Laugh!!! Refuse to Feed/House the Poor.. Screwing USA's Vets... Want to Kill Obamacare!!

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      1. DeAndre Moore‏ @talkingshitbmwh 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Make a mess and send Israel the rest ass congress! http://youtu.be/Kf3ABszimNw?list=UUPlXIo8q6ECB4y9ZUXJ7fDA …http://youtu.be/C-1LJ9L7xmM?list=UUPlXIo8q6ECB4y9ZUXJ7fDA …

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      2. SEUN‏ @Dan_Onas 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion That Sam Rockwell?

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      3. Dead 👻Star‏ @DashStarWars 6 Jan 2015
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        @Daniel_Onas @TheOnion I thought the middle one was Christopher Walkens face superimposed an a ladies head for a second.

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      4. SEUN‏ @Dan_Onas 6 Jan 2015
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        @CrsDash @TheOnion hahaha I kinda see it.

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      1. Son of a Bee‏ @Face31 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion All Douchenozzles.

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      1. Ken Schauer‏ @nomelake 6 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I think they are lying cause they want voters to think that. Now to read the responses...

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