@TheOnion not true look at Rick Perry!!!
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@TheOnion I wonder how big an alien dick is? Could be up to 10 inches maybe. Or could be more or less than thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Scientists Speculate Extraterrestrials May Have Completely Different Hair Than Humans http://onion.com/1BrXDJm knew it! I'm an alienThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Citing Nicki Minaj as proof positive of their findings.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Scientists Speculate Extraterrestrials May Have Completely Different Hair Than Humans http://onion.com/1BrXDJm ” actually thoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New TV show! "Southern Chefs " starring Sasha Foxx February 2015 http://vimeo.com/107216767 pic.twitter.com/uNZkX19lT3
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Oh Sagan, Where Art Thou? “
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@TheOnion They might not have ANY hair at all!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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