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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Jan 2015

    Scientists Speculate Extraterrestrials May Have Completely Different Hair Than Humans http://onion.com/17dxnrb pic.twitter.com/CYaG5s6ALC

    9:44 AM - 5 Jan 2015
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    15 replies 180 retweets 240 likes
      1. CZA‏ @chantellephant 5 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @codyjdick those pics look like you and me

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      2. My Cat is a Dick‏ @jbassset 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion That or it's a seminar on how to recognize Medusa.

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      1. Laurie Erickson‏ @lerickson566 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion too funny!

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      1. Sachi Mohanty‏ @sachi_bbsr 5 Jan 2015
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        *what if aliens come in 3 genders and procreation requires 3-way sex* @TheOnion

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      1. Ed Melendez‏ @EdEmantz80 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Marge Davis‏ @Marjee123 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Wonder if people like Gohmert donated his to the Aliens

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      1. joeldewitt‏ @joeldewitt 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion or none lol

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      1. Ancieux Cécile‏ @Ancieux_cecile 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @marcoschinsky he had hairdressers? that is the question!

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      1. A Blue Robot‏ @soapbox68 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion They could even have long spindly testicles like a squid?

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion ..Oh onion.

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      2. Anodaram Ogeid‏ @maiquelshacson 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion They speculate,based in wht they think,with no proof at all of extraterrestrial life.I can speculate too,by sayin they're all bold

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      3. Jordan Etherington‏ @RolandJordan 5 Jan 2015
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        @maiquelshacson @TheOnion Psst, it's a parody newspaper.

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      4. Anodaram Ogeid‏ @maiquelshacson 5 Jan 2015
        Replying to @RolandJordan

        @RolandJordan @TheOnion Oh yeah, I know that, but that congress was for real !!!

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      1. al damato‏ @al_damato 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I knew it!!!!

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      1. Gabe Puratekuta‏ @GabePuratekuta 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Some humans have completely different hair than humans, so it's likely

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      1. Tim Seeman‏ @Tim_Seeman 5 Jan 2015
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        This changes everything MT @TheOnion Scientists Speculate ETs Have Different Hair Than Humans http://onion.com/17dxnrb pic.twitter.com/87WKpiPChN

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      1. Alex Bones Jones‏ @HolisticStone 5 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion that's right we Do it's called AWESOME

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