@TheOnion @codyjdick those pics look like you and me
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@TheOnion That or it's a seminar on how to recognize Medusa. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion too funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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*what if aliens come in 3 genders and procreation requires 3-way sex*
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@TheOnion Wonder if people like Gohmert donated his to the AliensThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or none lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@marcoschinsky he had hairdressers? that is the question!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They could even have long spindly testicles like a squid?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ..Oh onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They speculate,based in wht they think,with no proof at all of extraterrestrial life.I can speculate too,by sayin they're all bold -
@maiquelshacson@TheOnion Psst, it's a parody newspaper. -
@RolandJordan@TheOnion Oh yeah, I know that, but that congress was for real !!!
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@TheOnion I knew it!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Some humans have completely different hair than humans, so it's likelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This changes everything MT
@TheOnion Scientists Speculate ETs Have Different Hair Than Humans http://onion.com/17dxnrb pic.twitter.com/87WKpiPChN
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@TheOnion that's right we Do it's called AWESOMEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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