“@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/sLw7zeB4F7” @HeilLudwig @ZAuztin
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“@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/sLw7zeB4F7” @HeilLudwig @ZAuztin
@dansilg @TheOnion @HeilLudwig @ZAuztin Where do I obtain
@TheOnion @ThankTankCr8 A Christmas gift for meat eaters?
I'm crying 

RT “@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/VepwCwMkRh”
RT @TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/lEhhjtfd0d #pharma $AZN
“@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/vXG7M3sznE”
@TheOnion I'll take two please! lol
@TheOnion what a shitty gift
Satire hits the mark. “@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/PjSWDc7V08”
@TheOnion I call bullshit. Considering there are a lot more than 38. Sweet Photoshop
@TheOnion Is it the Rush Limbaugh signature collection or an eclectic selection recommended by Tea Party paranoids? Does it come with a gun?
@TheOnion it's only a matter of time... Bypassing the incentive scheme they currently run.
@TheOnion @aparanjape groovy .... really?
“@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/BJN4GUVdtW” @_AG3
“@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/bBO2ZaPh1p”
Have a #HNY in 2015
@TheOnion "Who is it taking one of each pill?!"
@TheOnion is there an "office" version?
“@TheOnion: Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler http://onion.com/1zMebrk pic.twitter.com/vhe0tLLa4I”
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