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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Jan 2015

    Makers Of Good Friends Cereal Not Sure How Two Pictures Of Ann Coulter Got On Box http://onion.com/1zMcqdv pic.twitter.com/6ijroUq3YN

    7:33 AM - 4 Jan 2015
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      1. Johnny‏ @c911iof 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion 46% fiber is far too low !

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      1. (((Don Sharpe)))‏ @Sharpestick 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @kshaidle That's @AnnCoulter & @KTHopkins...

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      1. sortapaul‏ @PaChapsay 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion If it is 46% fiber then it must be 54% bullshit.

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      1. Nic‏ @NickyFaceBoyBoy 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Adam's apple optional

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      1. Donna MacKinnon‏ @besteverdl 4 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Makers Of Good Friends Cereal Not Sure How Two Pictures Of Ann Coulter Got On Box #gagme

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      1. Carter Bice‏ @carter_bice 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion you know, I think Ann Coulter might be a tranny.

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      1. Shiuli Ganguly‏ @ShiuliGanguly 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Rebuttal Ready! It takes two Baby!

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      1. Bitchy & Skanky‏ @CSBBB 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @oinkoint22 Prob so republicans can cut holes in her mouth n play out their sex fantasy while having a nutrious breakfast

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      1. Eddie Gillis‏ @emoshg 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @OpieRadio do you u have thus box?

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      1. Pete Weisell‏ @Newtonianphysic 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I am sure you would double the fiber content on the box with two Ann's.#stillnotenough

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      1. Antithesis of Theist‏ @db9man 4 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1zMcqdv  pic.twitter.com/uuaTObzLZR” Cos she is over 90 percent fibrous

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      1. JRoss5‏ @jirossesq 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Product Messaging: Cereal's fiber content will move even more shit from your colon as would double dose of Coulter...

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      1. Lorne Malvo‏ @memento_mori_me 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Plenty of fibre - keeps the steady flow of shit like clock-work.

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      1. Cleo Green‏ @cleotiger17 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion wth? even more reason not to buy or eat the cereal

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      1. Cristyloo‏ @cristyloo 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Fitting she would be a fiber infused cereal. S*** that loon down the toilet.

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      1. Gary G Evenson‏ @EvensonGary 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion You mean Andy Coulter? No way "She" is not a #Tranny!!!

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      1. My Info‏ @2ae8532cd6e544a 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Double sweetened!

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      1. Stephen‏ @36BrokenSpokes 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Must have been the word "flakes" that confused the printer.

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      1. vincent‏ @vincent00822 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion She's her only friend.

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      1. Chris‏ @tasteewheet 4 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion They're so lovely together

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