@TheOnion experts predict a spike in seamen in this weekend.
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@Yoshifett_BRB@TheOnion I dont get itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but does it come discreetly wrapped?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SexWithEmily “@TheOnion: Fleshlighthouse Weary Sailors Home 2 Realistic Vag Texture http://onion.com/1xmqIV0#NSFW pic.twitter.com/rCeVlkgUK4”
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@TheOnion Sadly it seems to guide me directly to the light, like a moth :{Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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