@TheOnion I leave all my resolutions with my high power Allah the creator of the Heavens and earth to take control and surely he will do it
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@TRADITION2020@TheOnion Allah is available at all times ,he works in his mysterious ways and his wonders to perform ,He might delay it
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More very dark humour RT
@TheOnion: STATSHOT: What Are Our New Year's Resolutions? http://onion.com/1Ak5E2L pic.twitter.com/1d5IuGORbF
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@TheOnion lose 100 poundsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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