@TheOnion Have you heard of Nascar Shitstorius? Armless Olympic legend, became the world famous 'Blade Rower' http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RIE20NG
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@TheOnion dumb motherfuckersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Any chance his first name is "Abbey"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is mr. kloc @Pkail93@therealGOYNEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tim Allen really looks like shit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tim Allen was great in the Santa Clause.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tim Allen in disguise.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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