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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Dec 2014

    Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://onion.com/1AOTAEm  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/MAjgJ4GdVB

    5:30 PM - 27 Dec 2014
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    25 replies 440 retweets 478 likes
      1. Nate Sorensen‏ @NateSorensen2 27 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @rednanner1915 @nick_morris10 no man, that's a spaceship.

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      1. Ed Hines‏ @edhined 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion god I hope not or the Dems will want to fund the inhabitants.

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      1. Jeff Smith‏ @Twelge15 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Space station completes mission of taking great instagrams of Earth. Will burn up in atmosphere Tuesday.

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      1. Christian Buckley‏ @ChrisLBuckley 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @philip_langford

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      1. Clément‏ @Clem_Kala 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion What ? o_O

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      2. Bill Deegan‏ @RealBillDeegan 27 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @britmarling Brit beat you to it with "Another Earth".

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      3. Saw Lady‏ @SawLady 30 Dec 2014
        Replying to @RealBillDeegan

        @RenterNation I know this because I'm the one who played the saw on the soundtrack :) (This is me http://youtu.be/lPvTTc7jAVQ )

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. Mark Spaulding‏ @CnvCurmudgeon 28 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @bradshorr But all the continents are backwards...

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      1. Huy Nguyen‏ @huynguyen_io 28 Dec 2014
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        At least they got the law of optics right “@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth w/ Space Mirror http://onion.com/1AOTAEm ”

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      1. Ardensio Madranga‏ @Ardensio 28 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Wow so everything's, like, reversed on that planet ? Could it be another dimension ?

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      1. Vladimir Putin‏ @KomradePutin 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Russian cosmonauts first on this discovery.

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      1. BruceDC‏ @Bruce35dc 27 Dec 2014
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        Planet #selfie @TheOnion

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      1. Una Avery‏ @FrankPNovakJr 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion my only question is..... Is Admiral James Tiberious Kirk there with Spock?

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      1. Burton Brown Sr.‏ @BurtonBrown 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Thanks for sharing. See your update on my @RebelMouse: http://rbl.ms/1tzsvS7 

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      1. privacy?‏ @pstewart426 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion lol

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      1. Bert H 2020‏ @berth2020 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Nice earth selfie and have we checked to see whether the science is settled about global warming over there?

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      1. Lonnie Cliff Hammer‏ @78Proto 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I couldn't read past the first sentence, but it's plausible, I know plenty ppl that look alike

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      1. Demian Mioč‏ @DemianMioc 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://onion.com/1AOTAEm  good one

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