@TheOnion @Fred_Willard for your next assignment you'll leave and never come back. Also you won't be paid,
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@TheOnion@Fred_Willard it will happen more and moreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bacardi gold ok okThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion coconut rumThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mild-Mannered Reporter Suddenly Transforms Into Incredible Unemployed Manhttp://onion.com/1AOTc8UThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ByDavidMurphy Must have read your Eagles piece, David.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CoachJARichards this is you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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