@TheOnion @dianajojohnston DJ, who raised this person!?!
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“@TheOnion: Aspiring Politician Hopes Government Leaves Some Women’s Rights For Him To Gut One Day http://onion.com/1AOSp7S#OurAnnualYear”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion " Congress approves 10k troops to fight the second War On Women".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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