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@TheOnion I have that. I ran 5 miles in my sleep last night! I'm not even tired!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RandallGrahm I have the deluxe edition that tells me my house is clean and everyone in my extended family is mentally healthy. -
@BearMassie That would be a real reach for me, esp. the latter proposition.@TheOnion
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@TheOnion@GaGiantsFan19 Rob this is perfect!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ok! We get it! We're fat! geez lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion needs to also tell folks they are fairest of them all!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is it a government app?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Falkvinge Nice one! I feel fitter even when I just *look* at my bicycle. ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Popular New Exercise App Just Tells Users They Ran 5 Miles A Day No Matter What http://onion.com/1Am45kp "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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