@TheOnion Dammit Obama.. not again. This is the second conference where you went flailing about. Get your shit together.
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@TheOnion@OnlyAmy24 I think the Secret Service press room has an indoor track. Or maybe that's a mural on the wall.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol cops shoots Obama thought he his thumb and index finger was a deadly weaponThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he s in a hurry to place his bet in the 4th raceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion American "security" a joke!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmfaoooooooooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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