@TheOnion They should stop trying to recruit in Walmart's then.
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@TheOnion They'd have to spend a fortune in scooters. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion this is a big war looks likeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Wait, so yer sayin' I have to give up pork?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Obsessedabroad: They should recruit from the protesters, from ANSWER, from Sharpton's Group etc. They think they're tough!@CNNThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@redsteeze That's funny. They don't want us couch potatoes?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad http://onion.com/1Am3O0X pic.twitter.com/ftYQjjH7Hs”#LMAO
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@TheOnion Ultimately the religion has to fulfill the demand of correcting human characterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I put a jihad on you
@wallace_anna “@TheOnion: ISIS Having Difficulty Finding US Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad http://onion.com/1Am3O0X "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I honestly don’t see most of them even fitting into a suicide vest" so true.. Oh so true
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@TheOnion Lol duhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that because Americans are fat and lazy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stop the bullshit news and start taking these terrorists for realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Export the slow & delusional to die for ISIS, their prophet & virgin reward, makes no difference to me. Onward Christian Soldiers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they should look into the#NYPD. We know they have no problem killing civilians either..pic.twitter.com/6HDkmvXI6L
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