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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2014

    ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad http://onion.com/1Am3O0X  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/4ojCIMByAI

    6:30 AM - 26 Dec 2014
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      1. Leesa Dean‏ @chilltowntv 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion They should stop trying to recruit in Walmart's then.

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      2. The Corinthian‏ @vvCorinthianvv 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion They'd have to spend a fortune in scooters.

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      1. tabitha townsend‏ @madeahughes1952 29 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion this is a big war looks like

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      1. Post-Apocalyptic Surfer‏ @apocalypsurfer 27 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion "Wait, so yer sayin' I have to give up pork?"

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      1. Mike Burke‏ @burkem100 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @Obsessedabroad: They should recruit from the protesters, from ANSWER, from Sharpton's Group etc. They think they're tough! @CNN

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      1. (((ObsessedAbroad)))‏ @Obsessedabroad 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @redsteeze That's funny. They don't want us couch potatoes?

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      1. Sharn‏ @ShannonRomer 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. DPELliott‏ @deane1961 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 26 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad http://onion.com/1Am3O0X  pic.twitter.com/ftYQjjH7Hs” #LMAO

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      1. save nature&humanity‏ @bankofbiology 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Ultimately the religion has to fulfill the demand of correcting human character

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      1. Pasa Mustafa‏ @chuckypasa 26 Dec 2014
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        I put a jihad on you @wallace_anna “@TheOnion: ISIS Having Difficulty Finding US Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad http://onion.com/1Am3O0X  "

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      1. Brian Braddock‏ @cathat89 26 Dec 2014
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      1. Rakia Inoue‏ @rakia_inoue 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion "I honestly don’t see most of them even fitting into a suicide vest" so true.. Oh so true 😂

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      1. the6‏ @slickman79 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Lol duh

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      1. Kim Jong-un‏ @DPRKAfterDark 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion that because Americans are fat and lazy.

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      1. Führer Kārl‏ @I0III0I 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion stop the bullshit news and start taking these terrorists for real

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      1. Rex J. Weinheimer‏ @rexkc5ago 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Export the slow & delusional to die for ISIS, their prophet & virgin reward, makes no difference to me. Onward Christian Soldiers.

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      1. Generalissimo Peace‏ @SarkazmRuLz 26 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion they should look into the #NYPD. We know they have no problem killing civilians either..pic.twitter.com/6HDkmvXI6L

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      1. GBpharma‏ @GregoryByrnes 26 Dec 2014
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