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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Dec 2014

    Men Whose Beautiful Wives Died On Christmas 10 Years Ago Announce Plans To Drink Whiskey Alone In Dark Apartmenthttp://onion.com/1HBHnFE 

    9:00 AM - 24 Dec 2014
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    • WeTHEPeopleVOTE! Tom Wade Lorrie Goldstein Derek egg Daniel Jose J the Weird Nerd Olga Klymenko Joshua
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      1. Big Jilm‏ @GodDamnMoron 24 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Dark.

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      2. Joel Engel‏ @joelengel 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Someone is going to have to explain why this is funny.

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      3. Milo Janus‏ @moveoverbutter 24 Dec 2014
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        @joelengel @TheOnion laughter is the only cure for grief

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      4. Joel Engel‏ @joelengel 24 Dec 2014
        Replying to @moveoverbutter

        @moveoverbutter Yes, laughter of the grief-stricken, not laughter *at* grief. It's a weird misstep at @TheOnion.

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      1. Captain sarcasm‏ @SeanWilling 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Doesn't get any better than that

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      1. Paul dickie‏ @PaulPdickie 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion awful. Just plain awful.

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      1. Dave LeFrois‏ @DaveLeFrois 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion hey in 2015 you guys should get back to trying to be funny.

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      1. Doug E Doug‏ @DougE61 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion creepy

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      1. @JPPete14‏ @JPPete14 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion you guys have been on a roll lately with the whole depression, death and suicide thing. How desperately funny.

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      1. Twizlord Radish King‏ @RadishAreRad 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion In other news, the abyss of starring down the barrel of a gun and seeing the pupil of your dead wife after drinking too heavily!

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      1. WeTHEPeopleVOTE!‏ @lmilziz 24 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion As they should.

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