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@TheOnion Someone is going to have to explain why this is funny. -
@joelengel@TheOnion laughter is the only cure for grief -
@moveoverbutter Yes, laughter of the grief-stricken, not laughter *at* grief. It's a weird misstep at@TheOnion.
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@TheOnion Doesn't get any better than thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion awful. Just plain awful.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey in 2015 you guys should get back to trying to be funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion creepyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys have been on a roll lately with the whole depression, death and suicide thing. How desperately funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In other news, the abyss of starring down the barrel of a gun and seeing the pupil of your dead wife after drinking too heavily!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As they should.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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