@TheOnion @cynical_0ne
Hilarious.
Austin - Still in Texas?
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@TammaraMaiden1 I heard that there's a push to dig it up and move it to California. If@TheOnion says so, it must be true,
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@PatrickECassidy@siobhanbreagy RT “@TheOnion: Best Cities For Millennials http://onion.com/1C7wCtB#OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/aVUnllud14”
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@hkgarcia “@TheOnion: Best Cities For Millennials http://onion.com/1C7wCtB#OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/PLOEJYAl9S”
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@dewizzzle This part: "Unshakable Sensation That You Both Belong Here And Are A Stranger Here: Inescapable and oppressive"
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@IdahoAmber@TheOnion "Unshakable Sensation That You Both Belong Here And Are A Stranger Here: Inescapable and oppressive."

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@TheOnion the hipster millenneials have been dispat dispatched to each city. Soon they will stink of ptchoulie. Mwahahaha.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Liberal cities.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're wrong, it only takes one app for me to get around SF. Unless... no, wait, it does sometimes take 2. Or 3. Rarely 4, tho...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion --- Dear Millennials, stop PUSSIFYING NYC. Thank you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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