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@TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement http://onion.com/1C7w32R#OurAnnualYear”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mike Breen works for Apple?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@boris3324 Announcing it will stop it's litigation and slave labor practices...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They later released a statement saying it was a bout of indigestion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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