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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Dec 2014

    Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones http://onion.com/1C7rTI8  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/PQTgRr9ONy

    8:00 AM - 23 Dec 2014
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    14 replies 336 retweets 469 likes
      1. Paul Rogers‏ @paulrogers002 23 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @der_bluthund Satire, of course, but US 'justice' system is lethally broken. Kills innocent but poor, let's rich murderers walk.

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      1. (((Jon Benjamin)))‏Verified account @JonBenjamin19 29 Dec 2014
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        Another 2014 classic from @TheOnion > "Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones http://onion.com/1C7rTI8 "

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      1. Anthony Burch‏ @burch_anthony1 23 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @bsepaugh14 this is too good haha

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      2. John Burger  🖤‏ @johndburger 23 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @cstross oh shit.

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      3. Charlie Stross‏Verified account @cstross 23 Dec 2014
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        @johndburger @TheOnion No worry, only about 10% of British hangings appealed posthumously with DNA evidence turned out to be miscarriages!

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      4. John Burger  🖤‏ @johndburger 23 Dec 2014
        Replying to @cstross

        @cstross Similar issues here in the US, of course. Sometimes the Onion's comedy is so sharp it hurts.

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      1. Gary O'Regan‏ @garyoregan1 23 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Glinner Marty Whelan never looked so good since he stopped dying his hair

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      1. J Medicinal Bliss‏ @Dyionne69 23 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Really bad timing Onion. Now had you wrote that mess of a NY cop shooting story & the national fallout; that would be a good hoax.

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      1. millerproducts‏ @millerproducts 23 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @JoyceCarolOates You found Major Dad!

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      1. Barb Craycraft‏ @BarbCraycraft 23 Dec 2014
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      1. Aryn Stack‏ @ckwars 23 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @jeffreykluger I'd like to read his book, when it's written.

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      1. hedley lamar‏ @TooFarOnion 23 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion too far. Jail is a real place with people in it.

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      1. Great Scot-ish‏ @GreatScot_ish 23 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion or what we call the apathy that those in the criminal justice field have toward the research that shows the system is fucked

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      1. Zorbitor‏ @Zorbitor 23 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones http://onion.com/1C7rTI8  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/aFdNopyLeM”

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