OMG wait till the end! @TheOnion: Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend http://onion.com/1x3mF1O
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@TheOnion only a straight up hog eats an entire footlong by themselfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Footlong and empty though.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion http://jambarreymusic.com No harm in looking.pic.twitter.com/n2CXdtJutX
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@TheOnion sad fact that Americans have gotten so overweight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh wow awesome!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Honestly how could anyone ever be satisfied by just one 12" sub. Two of them are a meal--one is a snack.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion perhaps they also failed to tell us that all of that bread was really just a handy package, and we were supposed to throw it away!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend http://onion.com/1x3mF1O#OurAnnualYear” hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend.. Bs...I couldn't tell u how many do eat thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion please don’t tell Jared.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gives new meaning to Super-size :-) lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Of course they did lololololololThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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