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@TheOnion HOLY CRAP! I don't think I've even LOOKED at that many people much less thought they were sexable!
@TheOnion the average Nigerian boy has Nicki minaj...


@TheOnion now that's some serious multi-tasking.
@TheOnion 9 Million and 1
@TheOnion I had two whilst reading this article.
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