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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Dec 2014

    T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift http://onion.com/1J8ZlCR  #OurAnnualYear

    7:30 PM - 21 Dec 2014
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    14 replies 166 retweets 293 likes
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      2. A$AP DOUG‏ @yung_Zlatan 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift http://onion.com/1J8ZlCR ” @Edwin_H011

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Edwin Hernandez‏ @Edwin_H011 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @yung_Zlatan

        @yung_Zlatan @TheOnion they can't fuck with the old me

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Austin Taylor‏ @AustintatiousT 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift http://onion.com/1J8ZlCR ”@JoshLodatto_21

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Josh Lodatto‏ @JoshLodatto_21 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @AustintatiousT

        @AustintatiousT hahaha wow that's crazy if that's true!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Austin Taylor‏ @AustintatiousT 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @JoshLodatto_21

        @JoshLodatto_21 Haha it's The Onion, it's definitely not true.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Josh Lodatto‏ @JoshLodatto_21 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @AustintatiousT

        @AustintatiousT hahaha oh okay...just making sure!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. lauren‏ @laurennn_emily 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift http://onion.com/1J8ZlCR ” @LucasRead

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      1. Creative Fun‏ @GrandRapidsC 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Hilarious LOL

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      1. Sierra Berto‏ @sierraberto 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @amoerbe A: All of it

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      1. Elizabeth Cooper‏ @Rkwalk22 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Matt Peled‏ @m_pelican 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @sarah_punzel

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      1. gold hearted bitch‏ @livdemps 21 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift http://onion.com/1J8ZlCR ” @itishcaz

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      1. Tracey Lynn Pearson‏ @TLPearsonYCB 21 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift http://onion.com/1J8ZlCR  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Carl‏ @dexter111344 21 Dec 2014
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        @theonion I answered "just start delivering everything to my house cause that's where it'll all end up." I've got an in-person interview Wed

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      1. Monica Lester‏ @RedefiningMoni 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion wow!

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      1. Tom Goldthwait‏ @Authw8 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I answered "a lot." Still waiting for a call back.

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