@TheOnion Not even with barbed wire?
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@TheOnion The line between satire and Mississippi shrinks every day...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BACK WOODS AND IGNORANTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ya never know. This could become a legit story.
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@TheOnion Planed Parenthood regulations require babies who survive a botched abortion must be able to jump out of a 18 inch coffin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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