Always fun @TheOnion > Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1J8UrFS pic.twitter.com/0k97xKviox
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Always fun @TheOnion > Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1J8UrFS pic.twitter.com/0k97xKviox
Pure Genius: via @TheOnion: Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solutionhttp://onion.com/1J8UrFS
@TheOnion @ltujague @SSilverberg15 @Greenoak15 @xxoseph @FutchConnor @fakeDPA @TreyMenville finally a solution for APUSH Iraqi constitution
@Greenoak15 @SSilverberg15 @jwalden590 @ltujague @FutchConnor @fakeDPA @TreyMenville the true answer is Jemima Wilkinson-centered Theocracy
@TheOnion no I want the state you were given, waaaar!
@TheOnion heh, it's worth a shot...
@TheOnion All I want is a 2 acre nation of my own. A benevolent ruler, I will not inflict torture, drones, Starbucks or McDonalds.
@yaneerbaryam They stole yr idea! @TheOnion: Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solutionhttp://onion.com/1J8UrFS
@TheOnion Fact: Tiny Israel has 1.7 million Arab citizens, while the 22 Arab states have ERASED their Jews. Almost zero Jewish citizens left
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