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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Dec 2014

    Moon Finally Hatches http://onion.com/1J8TzBd  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/NxjBarhcOY

    7:30 AM - 21 Dec 2014
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      1. Amanda‏ @circe154 21 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this where they got the idea for that Dr Who episode? “@TheOnion: Moon Finally Hatches http://onion.com/1J8TzBd ”

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      1. ANDY Clark‏ @andyclark20142 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion depressing that this was an actual Dr Who plot this season. #thewritingsgonedownhill

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      1. Indigo Rain: Become Two Nomad Souls‏ @EsserZed 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I saw that episode of Doctor Who

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      1. Dalt Wisney‏ @2000Adi 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @arrows_of_light Didn't I see this on Doctor Who a few months back...well done though...at least you tried.

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      2. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion You know that's a Doctor Who storyline.

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      1. Faith Loewen‏ @LoewenFaith 22 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Zeles‏ @Zeles123 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I saw that in doctor who happen

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I'll alert Dr. Who!

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      1. jeraya torrence‏ @jeraya_torrence 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion lol for that it'/s do u that is cool noon enter life ,. iam sorry

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      1. Maya Rosenthal‏ @mayarose108 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion umm doctor who much? :P

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      1. Alexandra Russo‏ @Alexandra_Demos 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion someone stole this plot from #DoctorWho

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      1. Joel or Joel for short‏ @joelbhoughtonjr 21 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Moon Finally Hatches http://onion.com/1J8TzBd  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/DZqCc9lnGt”

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      1. Chris Wardman‏ @chris_wardman 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion um.... Doctor Who's Kill The Moon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_the_Moon …

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      1. Mad Derdriu‏ @MGWashu 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion they did that on Doctor Who. Lol

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      2. Phil Siedow-Thompson‏ @pronator_teres 21 Dec 2014
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        @BabiBonez well it is about damn time!

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      4. Phil Siedow-Thompson‏ @pronator_teres 21 Dec 2014
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        @BabiBonez *looks up wide eyed* you have space velociraptors?

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