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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2014

    Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again http://onion.com/1J8RhSy  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/T0BzKzm0Ri

    1:30 PM - 20 Dec 2014
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      1. Ben‏ @solarben10 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion apparently satire is all fun and games until it makes its way around to your own beliefs. I'd #follow you twice if I could lol.

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      2. Tony Howard‏ @TonyThoward2007 20 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion OMG! I understand satire but this goes beyond the pale. Especially at Christmas! Goodbye #unfollow

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      3. Th3J4CK4L‏ @N1ghtM4reGr33n 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TonyThoward2007

        @TonyThoward2007 @TheOnion Not sure whats angering about a Christmas piece of satire?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. Th3J4CK4L‏ @N1ghtM4reGr33n 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @jackalopejess

        @jackalopejess @TonyThoward2007 It just seems weird that people would get upset over it

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      1. Dhani Schimizzi‏ @IMeternalboy 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion (#Tears 2 my eyes): I guess the ONION would refer the same way to other sacred books like the #Koran & Chinese TAO? @CNNbelief

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      1. David Lentfer‏ @ladalentfer 20 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion None of my kids enjoyed Bible stories.

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      1. Brig‏ @london_BRIG09 20 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again http://onion.com/1J8RhSy  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/4z72pu0GeC” @martin__ross

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      2. Kathy Krueger Zeinner‏ @kay59zee 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion #unfollow also! #Crossed the line bye

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      3. Aidan Keogh‏ @capnskiddies 20 Dec 2014
        Replying to @kay59zee

        @kay59zee @TheOnion do you really tell your kids bedtime stories from the bible? That's one way to get them to sleep I suppose.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Kathy Krueger Zeinner‏ @kay59zee 22 Dec 2014
        Replying to @capnskiddies

        @capnskiddies @TheOnion they are stories for a reason. They are stories meant for all time. The message in each, is apply to our lives today

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      5. Aidan Keogh‏ @capnskiddies 22 Dec 2014
        Replying to @kay59zee

        @kay59zee @TheOnion bedtime stories are supposed to be fun and fantasy, not parables of morality. And the Old T is hardly a good night story

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      2. Michael Orozco‏ @Bobo_Jenkins 21 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again http://onion.com/1J8RhSy  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/TQlXLgPtCJ” @LordReddog

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      1. EuropeWilBSouAfrica‏ @AcidTonguedArab 22 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion l

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      1. TEN TIMES GULUVA‏ @LordKabelo 21 Dec 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again http://onion.com/1J8RhSy  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/EHVpibytBR

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      1. Kiyomi Sanada‏ @Omioni 20 Dec 2014
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        @Trogotronic “@TheOnion: Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again http://onion.com/1J8RhSy  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/r3KYVzPmjE”

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      1. Tony Harr‏ @HarrTony 20 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion unfollow you for this sa religious

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      1. Scott Krueger‏ @kreegs 20 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion bye

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