“@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1xqegVu #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/uujxqP86Km” @JlGGAB00
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“@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1xqegVu #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/uujxqP86Km” @JlGGAB00
“@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1xqegVu #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/TdPmZPGbox” TRUE in every store!!!
@lanbaby RT@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1xqegVu #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/fVYbuuHx3g
@TheOnion this story is clearly a fabrication, because, well, when was the last tmie anyone was in sears...
“@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1xqegVu #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/uI0JbOCfBB” I worked at Sears. Truth.
@TheOnion @JohnJHarwood Just so you know. "Spanking" shows the upbringing of parent and how poorly they were raised. Also low IQ....
“@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1xqegVu #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/MwEgtzSu1M” LMFAOOOOOO 



“@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1xqegVu #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/t2HIXxNjIx”
@TheOnion All two of them (so this is entirely plausible)
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