“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for how to handle the holidays alone http://onion.com/1v8ixHt pic.twitter.com/pNWuc9xu13” @mmirwin
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“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for how to handle the holidays alone http://onion.com/1v8ixHt pic.twitter.com/pNWuc9xu13” @mmirwin
@TheOnion Holiday porn, of course. Santa banging a Hoe Hoe Hoe...
Mwahahaha @TheOnion: Here are some tips for how to handle the holidays alone http://onion.com/1v8ixHt pic.twitter.com/E8qmMIzsB2” #i
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@ricaveee awwww, nice dp though
@ricaveee for?:))
RT “@TheOnion: Here are some tips for how to handle the holidays alone http://onion.com/1v8ixHt ”pic.twitter.com/X5mnw8qyfC
@TheOnion JUMP A BUILDING... then use a parachute
@TheOnion GET A GOOD BOOK DUDE!!! WATCH SOME OLD MOVIES,PREFERABLY OLD DRAMAS, EAT ANYTHING AND ENJOY YOURSELF
@TheOnion @am_fabulous I needed this because I will be......
@TheOnion No one should be alone these days, here's to all the lonely people
My life. “@TheOnion: Here are some tips for how to handle the holidays alone http://onion.com/1v8ixHt pic.twitter.com/H4H0XAysO8”
@TheOnion I need to show this to a few lonely friends of mine!
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for how to handle the holidays alone http://onion.com/1v8ixHt pic.twitter.com/y8hnM5USox” TOO REAL, ONION
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for how to handle the holidays alone http://onion.com/1v8ixHt pic.twitter.com/IEVaQBgGkD” TOO FUNNY 


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