@TheOnion @sarahvalek this is epicness!! 


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@TheOnion Whatever!?! Now how about exposing the horrors of how onions are eaten or how broccoli gets shredded by vegetarians/vegans?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is TheOnion Vegetarian?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so f***king dumb it's a crimeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yummies..give me some.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion after looking at Al Sharpton it's gotta be real fucking bad to horrorifyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol. Good one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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