“@TheOnion: Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine http://onion.com/1znDvr5 pic.twitter.com/85fCDi76ZO” @SexySeltzer
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“@TheOnion: Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine http://onion.com/1znDvr5 pic.twitter.com/85fCDi76ZO” @SexySeltzer
@QuincyPierce1 @TheOnion you every other month
@SexySeltzer still impressed w myself for making it out there twice
VISIT ME “@TheOnion: Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine http://onion.com/1znDvr5 #OurAnnualYear"
“@TheOnion: Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine http://onion.com/1znDvr5 pic.twitter.com/0XCYpXat4S” @BmorePP3 
@TheOnion @lisaisanauthor Just reply: "the 7th is fine. The drs. are pretty sure it's not ebola..." etc., etc.
“@TheOnion: Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/UC5fDGUczK” HAHA HOLY SHIT ON POINT
@TheOnion Time for an elaborate hoax as to why you won't be there to meet them.
@TheOnion This actually would've been funnier if you didn't make the friend sound so intrusive: just that he might visit, wanna grab a bite.
@TheOnion Especially if you live in Hawaii!
@TheOnion I can sense his shivers.
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