@TheOnion @Davidoffkelly read this omfg
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@chloemcgearbox@TheOnion "the tautly wound ball of sexual yearning is a cherished member of his friend group", im die.
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@TheOnion: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk#OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/fwylugsP3O”
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@TheOnion hahaha see that all the time in barsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk pic.twitter.com/gpZHPZi0Bu” help, someone stole my life
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Lololol “
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@TheOnion @ me next time bitchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk pic.twitter.com/fBwXOgkrbv" //
morí de risa wajaja!
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A little too close: "
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@TheOnion This is HILARIOUSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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