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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2014

    9/11 Truther Vows Not To Rest Until Everyone Knows He An Asshole http://onion.com/1vVGqRE  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/p1uKw1M3vv

    5:30 PM - 16 Dec 2014
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    22 replies 579 retweets 702 likes
      1. T.G. Emerson‏ @indictGW 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fknIrkedpic.twitter.com/CfjBeyvEpa

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      1. Matthew Jones‏ @themattjones 16 Dec 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: 9/11 Truther Vows Not To Rest Until Everyone Knows He's An Assholehttp://onion.com/1vVGqRE 

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      1. Ned Phillip Phillips‏ @nphills1986 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @Joe_Flannigan

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      1. @ degenerate‏ @oxidedox 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion he's?

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      1. Jonah Beleckis‏ @JBeleckis 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @JVCasey

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      1. George Kaplan‏ @GKNByNW 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Too bad this isn't satire...

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      1. oldschoolhugh‏ @oldschoolhugh 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion 's

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      1. Rakia Inoue‏ @rakia_inoue 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion #classy lol

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      1. Blue Knight‏ @BlueKnight2016 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Hey! That's the tea party for you, lol

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      1. Silly Goose‏ @NoBigHrusch 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @bestfriend_mike

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      1. West Islip Bubble‏ @jaredcarrino 16 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 9/11 Truther Vows Not To Rest Until Everyone Knows He An Asshole http://onion.com/1vVGqRE  pic.twitter.com/Rg9Yofjwmm” @LoffredoMike

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      1. Nancy‏ @Nancywillask 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Put him away somewhere, before he ends up holding hostages in a coffee house.

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      1. Metta Bhavana‏ @MettaBhavana1 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion his beanie is made from tin-foil.

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      1. Matt Pontoriero‏ @The_Little_Pea3 16 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 9/11 Truther Vows Not To Rest Until Everyone Knows He An Asshole http://onion.com/1vVGqRE  pic.twitter.com/EBQxd9KX5n” @MFARbass

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      1. Chris Clinkinbeard‏ @Clinkin53 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @allahpundit Thank you AP for pointing out that this was an Onion article. Otherwise I would have been searching MSNBC all night.

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      1. austin moore‏ @aukmoore 16 Dec 2014
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        @Thom_Lunik “@TheOnion: 9/11 Truther Vows Not To Rest Until Everyone Knows He An Asshole http://onion.com/1vVGqRE  #OurAnnualYear"

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