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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2014

    57 Women Stoned To Death During Annual Riyadh Fashion Week http://onion.com/1vVFCw6  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/dOnWy3Kroz

    1:30 PM - 16 Dec 2014
    • 221 Retweets
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    21 replies 221 retweets 257 likes
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      2. خالد بن ‏أحمد‏Verified account @khalidalkhalifa 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion how disgusting you guys are !

        3 replies 10 retweets 4 likes
      3. Sondra spliffy spiff Smith 🍁 📝 🐄 ⚽‏ @SondGee 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @khalidalkhalifa

        @khalidalkhalifa @TheOnion held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming government or society itself, into improvement.- RockON

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Salman Al-Abbasi‏ @SalmanRAlAbbasi 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @SondGee

        @SondGee @khalidalkhalifa @TheOnion true but satire has limits - the graphic placed used pilgrims, this considered an attack on religion.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      5. Sondra spliffy spiff Smith 🍁 📝 🐄 ⚽‏ @SondGee 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @SalmanRAlAbbasi

        @SalmanRAlAbbasi @khalidalkhalifa @TheOnion scientifically speaking I don't care about religion. ALL fundies should go on an Island and FCK

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Salman Al-Abbasi‏ @SalmanRAlAbbasi 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @SondGee

        @SondGee @khalidalkhalifa @TheOnion scientifically speaking, psychology; groups feeling insulted can act violently and generalising feeling.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      7. Sondra spliffy spiff Smith 🍁 📝 🐄 ⚽‏ @SondGee 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @SalmanRAlAbbasi

        @SalmanRAlAbbasi @khalidalkhalifa @TheOnion so Man has the ability to either progress or kill himself -easybreazy

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Salman Al-Abbasi‏ @SalmanRAlAbbasi 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @SondGee

        @SondGee @khalidalkhalifa @TheOnion For that reason man understood that his freedom is limited to others freedom, & found human rights laws.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. ريــم الحــرمــي‏Verified account @Reem_AlHarmi 18 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ignorant misogynists. RT@TheOnion: 57 Women Stoned To Death During Annual Riyadh Fashion Week http://onion.com/1vVFCw6 pic.twitter.com/WchNDf94xO

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        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. متمردة‏ @RebelQtr 18 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Reem_AlHarmi

        @Reem_AlHarmi وش هالتخلف و الغباء!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ريــم الحــرمــي‏Verified account @Reem_AlHarmi 18 Dec 2014
        Replying to @RebelQtr

        .@RebelQtr "البصلة" صحيفة هزلية وساخرة وأخبارها غير صحيحة، لكن الخبر هذا فاق كل هزل وسخرية، بالسخرية من الحج، وقتل النساء بالرجم!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. متمردة‏ @RebelQtr 18 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Reem_AlHarmi

        @Reem_AlHarmi سخيف جدا ومستفز ولا فهمت النكته من الموضوع ،،ماصخين

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Philip Matthews‏ @secondzeit 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Bad timing, you guys.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Mike  💬‏ @TheMikeKehoe 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @secondzeit

        @secondzeit @TheOnion Why?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Philip Matthews‏ @secondzeit 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheMikeKehoe

        @TheMikeKehoe @TheOnion Not the best day to joke about people in the Middle East being killed by fanatics. But that's just me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Mike  💬‏ @TheMikeKehoe 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @secondzeit

        @secondzeit @TheOnion Highlighting that innocent people are killed by the Saudi gov. should be highlighted regardless of Taliban murders

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Colin Kowalski‏ @colinkowalski22 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Penny_Gsell

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      2. Ali Usman‏ @draliusman 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @cyalm shame on you for using pilgrims images in such an editing....be respectful lest u will also feel the wrath of Allah

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Joe McGuire‏ @JayCMcG 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Might want to rethink this one; not the best idea to joke about a very real thing that plays out in our world.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. The Great Cucuzza™‏ @thegreatcucuzza 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @JayCMcG

        @JosephMcGuire13 @TheOnion that's the whole point of satire...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Joe McGuire‏ @JayCMcG 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @thegreatcucuzza

        @mattcucuzza @TheOnion Women being stoned to death isn't funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation

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