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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2014

    Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1GJT0tN  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/0qmL3MpoWI

    8:00 AM - 16 Dec 2014
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    • Cody Libolt Toni Y. Синяя касатка Brave Danco maddie spooky egg 🧟‍♀️ Alex Hamilton Mly :) ‎جبريلHz.CEBRAİL#💛♥️MASTER of the UNİVERSE
    33 replies 466 retweets 485 likes
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      2. Troy Hayden‏Verified account @troyhaydenfox10 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Made me laugh. "@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1GJT0tN  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/TQKp1BHbT9”

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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      1. KooL-A.T.L = KooL@!d‏ @KoolAid0Sugar 16 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1GJT0tN  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/MzyezH2YIl” Who entered blue?

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      1. Layton Dorey‏ @patronatnumber4 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion the "dog fight" post is offensive. The picture, in particular, of a small animal in terror for people's "amusement" is vile. Shame

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Which one is Nitro?

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      2. QuinteALIVE‏ @QuinteALIVE 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Matt_Bisson This should be outlawed. What is wrong with us that we find this entertaining?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Matthew Bisson‏ @Matt_Bisson 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @QuinteALIVE

        @QuinteALIVE As it was posted by @TheOnion, it's important to remember that it's satire, and not actually real.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      4. QuinteALIVE‏ @QuinteALIVE 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Matt_Bisson

        @Matt_Bisson @TheOnion HAHA got punked! Don't read the onion ! Hey it's raining here!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Omar Reyes‏ @trueanglican 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1GJT0tN  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/P5QubzYbNd” so wrong, yet so funny

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      1. J.T.‏ @Foustwich 16 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1GJT0tN  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/LEGQVAWVZ8” @rflerlage77

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      1. cami ❤️‏ @Nialler4life112 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion this is sickening.

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      1. trail name tender green‏ @tndergreen 16 Dec 2014
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        .@TheOnion fuck

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      1. John Hasley‏ @PonsSublicius 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Can I enter my congressman in this?

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      2. Linda Hines Ensor‏ @hinesy65 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @huttod50 Is this a sick joke?

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      4. Linda Hines Ensor‏ @hinesy65 16 Dec 2014
        Replying to @huttod50

        @huttod50 @TheOnion I agree that what's being done in name of allah is from sick minds. All cruelty is from sick minds. Evil world.

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      1. Timothy Hanlon‏ @thanlon553 21 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Pas de Chose‏ @userNaught 19 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion plenty of applause in the audience

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