@TheOnion they have hundreds if not over a thousand people go through each store each day and you say 88% of them become famous???
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@TheOnion: New Study Finds Only 88% Of Guitar Center Customers Become Famous Musicians http://onion.com/1GJS60b#OurAnnualYear @EvanA_OgdenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion that percentage is missing a decimal point in front of it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's that low?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey man - I go to a Guitar Center sometimes. Do you mean I've got a 22%shot at failure? -
@SirMustard See I'm failing already.
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@TheOnion@therealjohnette The string thing is true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sheree_keith@guitarcenter What about Guitar Center employees?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! Must retweet!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "only" haha, that's real funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...lol those are good oddsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ALoop65 Yea, I know I'll never be able compete with the 12 year-olds that just learned all three chords to "Smoke On the Water"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion glad I'm one of the many...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the rest know someone who is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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