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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Dec 2014

    Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/iIbCa84rtn

    12:30 PM - 15 Dec 2014
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    21 replies 485 retweets 537 likes
      1. pokeman on the go‏ @SirSeatSitter 15 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion whoah hey now Hot Rod is THE good movie.

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      1. connor  🌹‏ @alsoconnor 15 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion you gotta chill with your Hot Rod slander

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      1. Dodger‏ @dodgerradio 15 Dec 2014
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        When did the Onion start writing legit stories? RT @TheOnion Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Moviehttp://onion.com/1vRMudS 

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      1. ireneiris‏ @ireneiris 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion sad thing is even if they don't do that, Netflix still is waaaay better than basic cable.

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      1. ¥∆MZ ∑VERY\/\/HERE‏ @cpkoyvey 16 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion BUT BOUNTYKILLER IS ACTUALLY BADASS AND SHUD BE WATCHED BY ALL

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      1. Zachary Oliver‏ @Po1187Oliver 15 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion do it

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      1. Rebecca K.‏ @Rebeksy 15 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Netflix Instant Thinking Abt Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/RJ68b9N7MB” lol @mitchkeenan68

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      1. 𝔸ndrew aka Nyström‏Verified account @adnys 15 Dec 2014
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        Yes! RT @TheOnion: Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/mLJSU8og5b

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      1. Jo Anne‏ @joanneurra 15 Dec 2014
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        @PARTEE FINALLY🙌 “@TheOnion: Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/myGy6IPIX3”

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      1. Steve Terrell‏ @steveterrell 15 Dec 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  // I guess this idea never got off the ground

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      1. Cherokee Crab Bisque‏ @gsv45 15 Dec 2014
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        Hot Rod is 👍👍 "@TheOnion: Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/bCzsQUDuOw”

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      1. dan camp‏ @tory7007 15 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion and it not available in the $1.99 bin at WALMART

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      1. Jesse Crap‏ @jessecarp 15 Dec 2014
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        Joke would work better if I couldn't see HOT ROD and THE ANNOUNCEMENT MT @TheOnion Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie...

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      1. Jamie Bookman‏ @JamieBookman 15 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/uEyOHRd6GU” @jjpb19

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 15 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Amazon Prime slightly worried.

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      1. carlos‏ @losknows 15 Dec 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://onion.com/1vRMudS  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/YIyvKe3Ryk

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      1.  🐜‏ @eatatmilliways 15 Dec 2014
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        .@TheOnion Knuckleball's pretty good. I'll watch anything with Mick Foley. I see the @30for30 about Magic Johnson. You guys suck at this!

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      1. TheGuesst‏ @ZeGuesst 15 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion thats not sarite

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