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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Dec 2014

    In Local News: Man Always Wanted To Raise Family In Kind Of Place Where White People Greet Each Other On The Streethttp://onion.com/1xe9ryv 

    9:30 AM - 14 Dec 2014
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      1. Mike Tucciarone‏ @toochie65 15 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I'm getting hard...my underwear cant breathe!

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      1. Michelle‏ @MomOffDuty 14 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Local News: Texas

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      2. Ron Bradley‏ @DesbraRon 14 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Why do they need to be white? Why can't it just be people?

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      3. Vincent Keogh‏ @vincent_keogh 14 Dec 2014
        Replying to @DesbraRon

        @DesbraRon @TheOnion erm does anyone wanna explain The Onion to this guy?

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      4. Ron Bradley‏ @DesbraRon 14 Dec 2014
        Replying to @vincent_keogh

        @vincent_keogh @TheOnion Looked them up boy am I red faced. It's a satire mag. I vaguely remember now.

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      5. Vincent Keogh‏ @vincent_keogh 23 Dec 2014
        Replying to @DesbraRon

        @DesbraRon @TheOnion we live and learn mate. Merry Christmas!

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      6. Ron Bradley‏ @DesbraRon 23 Dec 2014
        Replying to @vincent_keogh

        @vincent_keogh @TheOnion It was interesting that a Newfoundlander suggest his province as they are extremely welcoming &friendly to everyone

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      7. Vincent Keogh‏ @vincent_keogh 24 Dec 2014
        Replying to @DesbraRon

        @DesbraRon @TheOnion newfoundlander? Now I'm lost?

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      8. Ron Bradley‏ @DesbraRon 24 Dec 2014
        Replying to @vincent_keogh

        @vincent_keogh @TheOnion Another innocent Canadian commented on how this poor white guy could find what he was looking for in Newfoundland

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      9. Vincent Keogh‏ @vincent_keogh 25 Dec 2014
        Replying to @DesbraRon

        @DesbraRon ah I see. Merry Christmas from Ireland. No snow here ;-( not the same without it...

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      1. Monica Lester‏ @RedefiningMoni 14 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Unfortunately lots of people think like him, he just admits it. Certain whites don't commit crimes in his mind just non-whites.

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      1. Lori‏ @Lulu1423 14 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I am a part of the human race & everyone is equal in my world! Forget race & religion you are who u are nothing else matters!!!!!

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      1. Lori‏ @Lulu1423 14 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion really white are u frigging kidding me white ppl werent here 1st natives were so all u white ppl should go back where u came from

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      1. T. White‏ @TWhite28 14 Dec 2014
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        #Paramus @TheOnion: http://onion.com/1xe9ryv 

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      1. Hit with a Rock‏ @hitwitharock 14 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Come to Newfoundland, its awkward not to greet people as you pass them, yea.... that would be weird

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