@TheOnion This is not the right time to be born. I would rather be born when there are more jobs
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@TheOnion I stopped reading after "Earth" and was very confusedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But still young enough to take a Blue Steel selfie.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: World’s Oldest Woman Just Pleased Every Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead." A most kissable faceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there can be only one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bad grammarThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really, the best--fuck it, only--reason to live that long...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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