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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2014

    Departments will be switching to a new all-organic tear gas blend http://onion.com/1DopXPS pic.twitter.com/zgWxNLvUEI

    12:18 PM - 12 Dec 2014
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    22 replies 257 retweets 225 likes
      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 12 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Finally, a use for all the excess brussels sprouts.

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Gluten free??

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      1. T ☮M‏ @thomasdfournier 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Artisan Tear Gas ... Lol

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      1. idiotboy‏ @systmbraika 12 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Departments will be switching to a new all-organic tear gas blend http://onion.com/1DopXPS  pic.twitter.com/QoTODazS9d” lol

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      1. paparazy‏ @Bj10002 22 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion lil

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      1. James Closs‏ @Vilis_Farthuk 13 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Will a primary ingredient be... Onions?

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion new tear gas created from Onion extract.

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      1. Parker McCalip‏ @kujou_hikari13 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion cool! now tear bass is all organic no more of that nasty chemical ridden stuff #sarcasam

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      1. MetaMick‏ @metamick14 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion well that makes it ok!

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      1. Udyonekenobi‏ @udyonekenobi 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion is the #TearGas gluten free?

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      1. Carol Diamond‏ @thediamonds5 12 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Departments will be switching to a new all-organic tear gas blend http://onion.com/1DopXPS  pic.twitter.com/7MBmHQ6AyB”@Kennedy1874

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      1. Jennifer Rhoades‏ @spokeninred 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Organic ass whoopin's. Works for me.

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      1. Jason Vargo‏ @_vargo 12 Dec 2014
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        #berkeleyprotests leading to change? @TheOnion: Departments will be switching to a new all-organic tear gas blend http://onion.com/1DopXPS 

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      1. Dell Farmer‏ @DellFarmerInThe 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I refuse to be gassed if it's not locally sourced as well.

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      1. Stephen Broekhuizen‏ @jsbroekhuizen 12 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion good news indeed, now if they would replace batons with chair legs. And helmets with old pots, recycle and reuse people.

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