@TheOnion The techniques brought that the psychologists 81 million Samolians, which is pretty damn effective in my view.
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@TheOnion if they had paid $100 million I'm sure it would have worked.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the new 10000$ screwdriver.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is probably true

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@TheOnion your tax money at work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think we could have used $81 million in couch time more effectively.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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